I would tell you a funny story, but I can’t think of it on the top of my head! Really loving your blogs!

I have a funny story for my entry because I don’t have Facebook lol! So here’s my story : last week or so, my dad went to Walmart to quickly grab my bestie a birthday present! So I went with him. We finished grabbing the gift, and went into the checkout lane. Walmart didn’t have many people there that day, and we were in line with one older woman behind us. My dad and I were just casually standing in line, and my dad was tickling me for no reason. I tickled him back, even though he isn’t ticklish and he accidentally tripped and stumbled back a little. When he did this, his buckle on his pants were unbuckled and he didn’t know. Then, his pants fell down! The older woman behind us started cracking up and so did I. He then just pulled his pants up and acted like nothing happened. So yeah! That’s my funny story entry! Thanks for doing this amazing giveaway. I love you stay beautiful.

This palette is gorgeous! I would love to win it.

Not so sure it was my funniest as much as my most EMBARRASSING moment!
This goes waaaaaay back when I was in college and I had to go to a drug store to purchase some cold medicine. I was a very shy, quiet kind of girl, and I was trying hard NOT to draw attention to myself. I took my cold tablets up to the pharmacy counter to pay, picked up my book bag to pay, and of course, it HAD to be 5:00 P.M., crowded, and my book bag knocked over an ENTIRE DISPLAY of condoms!!! OMG…floor please swallow me up NOW! To be polite, I proceeded to pick up each and ever box, taking time to read the descriptions to make sure I got the right ones together!…LOL! Finally, as I saw people starting to snicker at me because I was sweating, shaking, and turning 5 shades of red, the guy from behind the counter came out and saved me…he finally said, ” It’s O.K….please JUST LEAVE THEM ALL..I’ll take care of them!” I was never so happy to get out of somewhere in my life!
I NEVER returned to that store again!

HAHAHAHA! that’s awesome! It’s amazing how many funny stories revolve around dads huh? LOL

HAHAHAHA oh man! That’s super embarrassing but its great that you can look back on it and laugh now! <3

Well, I find this hilarious because it’s so ridiculously accurate. You know the monster in Monsters, Inc. who sets off the 23-19 alarm because he gets a sock on his back? Well, on the first day of one of my classes this year, the guy next to me compared the professor to him. And it is so true- the prof’s mannerisms are very similar, his voice is basically the same, and he even looks like him in an odd sort of way. =P So now I can’t unsee that image when I look at him. xD

Let’s see.. when I was younger I remember calling my friend to make plans, I called her, reached voicemail.. and hung up. My mom said to me “why did you hang up?” Well I was too nervous to leave a voicemail so she told me ” call back, say hi, this is Sam, and leave your name and number” so I called back alright and I said “hey! it’s Sam leave your name and number” and I hung up. Not understanding that I was supposed to actually leave my phone number not just say it.. she thought it was hilarious and has made fun of me ever since!

I’m not sure if you’ll find this funny or not, but here goes: I’m one of those sliiiiightly (okay probably not so slightly) gym obsessed people that tracks my calories and food pretty closely. (in my defence I also have a beach vacation only two weeks ago, that i’m trying to get back into shape for). Every day I look forward to 2pm where I eat a werther’s orginal hard candy. I savour this moment. YESTERDAY, when 2pm rolled around I giddily unwrapped my candy and popped it into my mouth with a little too much vigour because it lodged in my throat and i with a little bit of heswas forced to swallow that sucker whole. My frist thought wasn’t “oh my gosh, i almost choked!” but rather “oh no!! That’s so sad! I didn’t even get to taste those 20 calories!” *siiiigh* and now i’m waiting for 2pm to roll around again today.

LOL that must be distracting!

HAHAHA!

LOL omg! That’s a tragedy. A really funny tragedy hahahaha. Those Werther’s candies are so good though!

What!! I’ve always wanted the spirit palette. Like the first time i saw it i swear it spoke to me and we grew this deep bond. But sadly my wallet was against our relationship so yup. Quick sad and funny story for you: one time a guy asked me out and like we stood on top of this rock and i jumped from the rock and fell into the mud. The guy then proceeded to laugh at me and i got mud everywhere on my pants and it’s smelttt quite bad and yup… I was in school too when this happened.

just yesterday I messaged a video that was intended for my fiancé to an acquaintance of mine….Yep… that happened!

I don’t have a funny comment but I just want to say…… Seeing all these non-boring comments, I feel like I’ve done something important here. To honor this moment, I would like to let you know…… You’ve inspired me to start putting 5 minutes into throwing on some make up every morning now. You can’t see it, but I’m jazz-handsing right now, which is how people clap in sign language 😉

Yaaaay Jazz hands right back! 🙂

Ruh rohhhhssss LMFAO

LOL oh no! Did you guys still go out?

First I just want to say thank you for the giveaway! I’ve been eyeing this palette up. Good luck everybody! Now for my funny story.. lol. Back when I was in high school I had to walk to school since I lived close by. (10-15 minute walk) It was a rainy and muddy day. I finally got to school and was walking in the grass towards to door. What happens? I ended up slipping in the muddy part onto my butt in front of a lot of people. My whole butt was all muddy. I had a muddy butt the whole school day.

HAHAHA! well done for actually going to school, I would have been like bye guys, I’m going home.

So there was a time that I reaaallllyyy wanted to be a redhead. Yep and thinking that a store bought Loreal box color would be a great way to do it, I ventured forth to purchase said color. Went home and thought ok I am blonde but this should be an easy transition. Read instructions, did the exact steps and meandered around the house as I was waiting to “develop”. Oh good gracious girl!!! The pumpkin orange hair that resulted almost caused me to shave my head and on top of that I called my boss to see if I could wear a baseball hat to work (I am a nurse and was working in the ER) and was told nope that isn’t in the dress code. I then said I was calling in sick *sigh* but she was relentless in her need of me at work. I did the unthinkable and bought another box of color and desperately attempted blonde again. I ended up with a startling shade of yellow orange . My 3 teenage sons thought it was hilarious and I was seriously a recluse for quite some time, dying inside of pure humiliation. I learned my lesson and haven’t and won’t color my hair again without professional help!!! The funniest part of this is that every time I passed a mirror I would jump in shock at the person looking back at me. Hilarious and downright awful. Pumpkin is soooooo not my color 🙂

Some friends and I dined at chick-Fil-a. My husband jokingly handed one of our friends a “child’s bib” and helped him put it on the front of his shirt. We began eating. Bib guy gets up to go get some more condiments and then again to refill his drink. He comes back and sits with a confused look on his face. he says “I don’t understand why the folks behind the counter keep telling me ‘hey, good idea, man!'” He shrugs and keeps eating.
The rest of us look at him with his “bib” and then we all burst out laughing. He was actually not wearing a bib, but the sticky child placemat that goes on the table!! It Hilarious. You had to be there. lol

thanks for giveaway ..
So funny story, my sister’s friends organized a surprise bday for her and welcomed her in her college by thruing eggs on her .. and then they cheered and whistles the classroom by saying, happy bday 🙂

My daughter had been teaching her daughter who was 4 at the time about eating healthy. My granddaughter was always asking for store bought cookies and my daughter explained that no they were not healthy and they only make people gain weight. One day we are walking in the mall and there is a very large gentlemen sitting on a bench. My granddaughter says very loudly “Look mommy that man eats lots of cookies.” The fellow smiled and we all just got out of there as quickly as possible.

The funniest thing that has happened to me recently is when I was driving to work!! I had a lady pull out in front of me from a car dealership and I didnt think she saw me. I really wasnt mad but I did honk so she knew I was there. Without even thinking she looked at me and flipped me off!! I was like.. “uhh im not mad!” hahha Some people…..

Oh my goodness! That’s pretty terrible, box dye is evil! LOL

HAHAHA it probably was a good idea!

Oh No! Lmao

HAHAHAHA ohhhh man kids are too funny

WOW! Some people are crazy LOL

A coiple of weeks ago, left the ladies washwoom in a restaurant with my skirt stuck in my underwear. Fortunately, the waitress caught me on time and we had a great laugh about it.

Hahahaha i’ve totally been there before. Thank goodness she told you!

One time I went bowling with family and I was so bad that when I went to throw the ball it went into the other lane which was of a family celebrating a party….I just heard my dad go “lauren” and it was all silent….and then the other family laughed! Hahah I was so embarrassed though!

My life must be boring nothing funny ever happens to me.

i was so sleepy one morning i tried to put facewash on my toothbrush

one time I forgot to add eyeliner to one of my eyes! people were looking at me like is this a new style?? lol

When my friend and I were in 8th grade she decided it would be a great idea to dye her hair purple in my bathroom.

We mixed together the bleach. And set it aside. As we were reading the directions just as she says, “don’t leave sitting more than five minutes…” I go, “I wonder what it looks like.” I then open it.

It literally explodes all over my bathroom! We quickly use what is left and continue dying it purple. And the entire bathtub turns purple as we wash it out!

To say the least we spent twice as long cleaning the bathroom. And to this day I sometimes see a small bleached spot on our green rug! Hahaha.

My friend was left with only a tint of purple in her hair.

I tripped over a new rug that my roommates got when I was gone (so I didn’t know it was there).

Hahahahaha!

Or you’re just good at avoiding embarrassing stuff! 😉

been there! lol

LOL!

LOL! So many crazy stories about DIY hair dye

Oh no! lol

Recently I had squirrels clucking at me on my porch lol

One lovely day for some strange reason i ended up wearing my pair of undies inside out for a good couple of hours, good thing it wasn’t visible to the whole world. haha..

LOL I didn’t even know squirrels made noise!

Hahahahaha I’ve done that too actually!