Do you want a soft, shiny booty? Did you never think you wanted a soft shiny booty but now that I said it you’re thinking “hmmm maybe I do, Nicole. Please, go on.” Well I sure have a product discovery for you then. First and foremost I can’t take credit for this discovery. It was recommended by Nur (nurberxo) on Snapchat. She is also responsible for turning me on to craft store makeup brushes, and the Five Minute Journal. She gives great recommendations and she’s so damn gorgeous and intelligent too. As a matter of fact if you don’t follow her, please go do that right now on all social platforms and then come back. I’ll wait right here…..ok, you done? Excellent.

Let’s talk about this exfoliating cloth.

It’s not the most glamorous looking item you’ll ever buy, but who cares as long as it gets the job done, right? Now you might look at it and think it’s just a weird textured cloth, and you would be correct, but something about the texture of this cloth makes it the best exfoliator I have ever used. EVER. I have been using this on my legs before I shave and it feels like I am shaving a lubed up baby dolphin… or at least what I imagine a lubed up baby dolphin feels like. Can’t say I’ve ever shaved one. It’s smooth, that’s what I’m trying to say here.

And the bonus in all of this is the length! It’s extra long so you can sling it across your back and butt, much like the pretty lady on the package with the sticker over her face, and scrub them until they shine like the sun.

Here they are hanging in my shower so you can really see how long they are. They also dry really quickly so they don’t get nasty from being damp, but you can also toss them in the wash and freshen them up when you need to.

I bought a three pack of them for around $11 on amazon (which is pretty much the only place to get them as they are a Japanese product) and I seriously think they will replace all other exfoliating scrubs for me at this point. I have the smoothest ass on the East Coast right now. It’s so much a baby’s ass that it has a different birthday than me now because it was reborn the day I got this cloth. Ok, hyperbole over. Try the exfoliating cloth, go follow Nur, me and my smooth skin are gonna go find a snack.