Heeeeeeeyyyy Youuuu Guuuuuuuys! (if you read that in the voice of Sloth from the Goonies, awesome. If not then I feel old AF)
Oh man you guys, I have been struggling so hard to put out spring makeup looks. I have a whole bunch of new spring releases to use, but the weather has been more wintery here than it was in the actual winter. It snowed four inches the other day. Da fuq is that about? It’s hard to want to rock peach and lavender and stuff when it’s snowing and I’m wearing camp socks to keep warm. Stop it mother nature, I’m over here trying to get my seasonal variety on, damn.
In other news I booked some fun trips for the May and June so I’m excited to bring you all with me via pictures and snapchat! (My snapcode is in the side bar if you aren’t following yet) I already got some new bathing suits and actually feel pretty good about myself in them which is always nice. By the way, target has some really cute bathing suits. I bought two from Victorias Secret and one from Target and the Target one blows the VS ones out of the water. The whole suit was around 24 bucks so check that out if you need some swimwear. Also I will probably do some beach vacation beauty must haves posts and things of that nature. Yay relevant content!
Anyhoo let’s talk about these spring makeup looks that are mostly not spring appropriate at all, ok? The first look is some more lip art. Those things seem to get a buttload of Instagram likes so I may need to devise a new system of picking what goes in my FridayFaces posts. Also, my computer seems to think that buttload is an actual word, it’s not underlining it for spellcheck. Is buttload in the dictionary? Because that will make my day.
Anastasia Beverly Hills Liquid Lipstick in Pure Hollywood | JeffreeStar Velour Liquid Lipstick in Abused
[show_shopthepost_widget id=”1526539″] The next look is what I wore to my in-laws house on Easter Sunday. My family never really celebrated Easter growing up, my dad always took us to the Ringling Bros. Circus at MSG instead, so I wasn’t aware that Easter ham is a thing. I thought ham was for Christmas, and to be honest it’s totally a more Christmassy food. Maybe I’m thinking of Christmas goose but honestly who the f*ck eats a goose these days? Do people eat goose, am I out of the loop?
Wow that was an unexpected tangent. Getting back on track, this was my most liked makeup look of all time. I knew the photos came out well, but they literally got ten times more likes than normal. Crazy.
MUFA Ultra HD Foundation Stick | Anastasia Contour Kit in Light | Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector in Champagne Pop | Tarte Amazonian Clay Blush in Exposed | Morphe 35o Eyeshadow Palette | House Of Lashes Boudoir Lash | Anastasia Liquid Lipstick in Soft Lilac
[show_shopthepost_widget id=”1526552″] And the last look of the day, is somewhat spring appropriate…kinda? I don’t know I’m bad at spring stuff anyway and this doodoo weather isn’t helping at all.
MUFA Ultra HD Foundation Stick | Anastasia Contour Kit in Light | Becca Shimmering Skin Perfector in Champagne Pop | Tarte Amazonian Clay Blush in Exposed | Anastasia Single Shadows in Soft Peach, Fudge, Morocco & Pink Champagne | House Of Lashes Boudoir Lash | Anastasia Liquid Lipstick in Soft Lilac
[show_shopthepost_widget id=”1526588″] That’s all for now, hopefully by next week it will be actual spring outside instead off this fake ass bullsh*t spring and I will be more inspired to do some spring makeup with spring makeup colors. Thanks for reading, see you all in Monday’s post!